3 Minutes Inside of Lola's Head

This was taken from my friend, Bria's, blog.  I loved it so much I had to share!  It totally sums up Lola (with the exception of #58 of course).

Approximately 3 minutes inside the head of my 2 year old:

1. I wanna play with Daddy’s phone.
2. I wanna put on Mommy’s shoes.
3. GET MOMMY’S SHOES OFF MY FEET NOW!
4. I wanna open and close the thermostat.
5. I wanna turn on and off the light on the microwave.
6. Is there anyone here with a phone I haven’t played with yet?
7. I NEED TO PUSH SOME GODDAMN BUTTONS.
8. I wanna pick up the cat by its head.
9. I wanna throw all the toothbrushes in the sink.
10. HOLY SHIT I’M STARVING.
11. CHEDDAR BUNNIES.
12. I HATE FRUIT.
13. I want out of my chair.
14. I wanna play with the iPad.
15. I wanna go outside. No, I wanna turn the heat on.
16. I wanna take my pants off.
17. I don’t like the shirt I’m wearing.
18. I wanna play with Mommy’s phone.
19. I NEED TO PUSH MORE BUTTONS NOW.
20. I’m thirsty.
21. No, not for that.
22. Yes, perfect, juicebox. I’m gonna squeeze this damn thing all over myself.
23. Where’s Daddy?
24. Where’s the cat?
25. Where’s Mommy?
26. SERIOUSLY WHERE’S MOMMY!?
27. Oh my God I think Mommy left forever.
28. Ok, there’s mommy. I want to play with her phone.
29. Hungry again. Never mind.
30. I just remembered not liking these pants. Get them off.
31. STOP TAKING OFF MY PANTS!
32. Wow, I’m starving. I want peas but I don’t know how to tell anyone.
33. Finally, peas. I like throwing these.
34. WHY DO I STILL HAVE THESE PANTS ON?
35. Oh look, a new person. I wonder if they have a phone.
36. I’m tired.
37. I’M NOT TIRED!
38. I wanna go for a walk but I don’t wanna go outside.
39. No, not inside either!
40. I need to push some buttons right now.
41. I hate this diaper.
42. My eyes itch.
43. WOW! Is this my toe?
44. STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF!
45. I hate these pants.
46. This shirt itches.
47. I’m tired.
48. Stop asking me if I’m tired.
49. Where’s that toy that goes beep?
50. I wanna take a bath in my clothes.
51. Put on my favorite song.
52. Where’s the cat?
53. What is UP with my shirt?
54. Did I just hear a dog bark?
55. YOU DID NOT JUST TRY TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AGAIN!
56. I wanna see a dog.
57. No, not OUTSIDE! I wanna see a dog inside.
58. Is my penis still there? Good.
59. I peed.
60. I’m bored.

Repeat.

 

Originally posted here:    http://jasongood.net/365/2011/08/day-215-approximately-3-minutes-inside-the-head-of-my-2-year-old/

Sneak Peek of Dusha Family Pictures

Thanks to Amy at ALee Photography.  She does an amazing job with my stinkers. 

Preschool!

My baby boy started preschool today! I told him earlier this summer that I might cry when he goes to preschool. He wanted to know why and I told him it's because he's growing up so fast but I would only cry a little bit and then I would be happy. Ever since then he's been telling everyone "Mommy's taking me to preschool! She's going to cry, but only a little!" I hope he wasn't disappointed that I didn't cry!

He just ran into his room, hung up his coat and backpack, let me snap a few pictures and off he went. He reported having a great time and I did hear at least 3 times that he had a snack (important stuff). We have 2 HS students that help in his class so we get a better report from them; i.e. when the kids were discussing shapes, specifically rectangles, he told one of the HS girls "That looks like a chocolate candy bar. We have a lot of chocolate at our house!"

Mommy and Teague before school!

...and one pic with Daddy too!

All the buddies from Froggyside Daycare!

Already playing dress up before I left!

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The Germy Baby

Well we are 3 days into daycare and I got a phone call from Tina at work today that Lola had turned on and was drinking the water from the faucet. Not a big deal right? Well the water from the faucet comes from the river. The river that the city is considering draining because of the fear of "toxins". Sheesh, only Lola. Nothing surprises me with her. Like last night we are playing outside and she comes running over with her hands extended saying "ucky" because she has sand on them and she doesn't like that they are dirty. While she's saying "ucky" she has sand falling out ofher mouth. Yep, she didn't mind all the sand in her mouth but the sand on her hands was apparently gross! :) We went home today and went swimming. I think it looks like she feels ok!

September = School Days!

Today was the first day back for students and like every year it was totally nuts and chaotic...I think I'll start doing schedule changes in my sleep.

Next week Teague starts preschool. He is SO excited. I've been worried about the kids' transition back to daycare and school as they've become late morning sleepers over the summer (finally I'm being rewarded for being a self proclaimed "sleep nazi" from early, EARLY on in their lives)! This morning they were both eager and ready. I know they will be exhausted by week's end.

Last week we had open house at school. We are lucky to be a K-12 building so we were able to join Teague for part of open house and Nana (along w/ animal - Lola) stayed with him and then took them home. He's gonna just LOVE it!

He even brought his backpack with (and he's showing off his super duper amazing balancing skills that apparently are required in order to start preschool??  And there's Nana in the background!

The weekend before we went back for workshops we took the kids to mini golf and to the DQ. Apparently the mini golf place is closed so we settled for bowling. The kids lasted (no kidding) 20 minutes and we were charged $25! Wow. Then off to the DQ where the kids made us laugh with this video:

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